those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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