Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
