BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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