She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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