I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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