hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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