i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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