He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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