Do vagina's smell?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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