Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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