Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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