Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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