Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
The ass gains better be worth it
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