She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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