Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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