This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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