we're blogging at a bar
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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