So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
