Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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