he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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