so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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