Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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