i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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