I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
