awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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