Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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