If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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