no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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