I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Is it penis luge time yet?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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