she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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