it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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