I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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