i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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