You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Two words: blizzard sex
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Randomize
