Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
