I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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