If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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