yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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