I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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