idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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