wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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