I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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