Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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