you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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