Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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