Having a random hookup so left but love u
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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