margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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