Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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