I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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