it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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