he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
tell me about the fingering
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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