Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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