waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Holy sore nipples Batman
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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