Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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