There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Watching her eat just hurts me
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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