i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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