using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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