butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Apparently you make a good broom.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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